How much would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Two questions I want to answer right now.

Q.How much would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
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A. Well, since you have decided not to set a base for how specific I must be, I will answer very vaguely. Enough. He will chuck until he's tired of it, or until he can no more. Would you do something when you physically couldn't? No. Neither would a wood-chuck.

Q. Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
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A. The egg. See, the question never specifies the type of chicken.
Theoretically, I could take a Dorkish chicken and a Langshan chicken, force them to fuck, and then they produce a hybrid that hypothetically had never been created before. Therefore, the Dorkish-Langshan chicken EGG would have come before the Dorkish-Langshan chicken.

Who dares to challenge me?